An Ode To Trigger (By Shirley Wong)
Trigger took off for London
She was off to see Big Ben
For days and days she left us
We were lost without our friend
Without The Trig to bug us
We could finally get work done
But how we dearly missed her so
Cuz we love that giant smelly ho
And as this story continues
Before she crossed the pond
Trig couldn't help but do it
She called out Bass and Wong
Don't lay a finger on my cube
Don't you even dare
But what kind of friends were we
If we didn't show we cared?
So welcome to the jungle
No fun 'n games today
Get your ass to work, Trig
Blackline was due yesterday!
